I have written more than a few several posts in my time here with 'The Beard Struggle' discussing as to why the lovely females seem to favour a man with a furry face, and today I have searched high, low, far and wide to continue on with four brand new reasons why ladies from every race, culture and age range usually prefer facial hair compared to someone who appears 'clean shaven'. So let us begin with 4 Reasons Why Bearded Men Attract The Most Women...
A BEARD IS LIKE A BOOTY, THE BIGGER IT IS THE LONGER YOU STARE!
Most guys usually have a personal preference when it comes to the sexual attractiveness of the female kind. I have always preferred curvy ladies, the bigger the bubble butt the better in my book.
Women often have a preference for a man to have some facial hair, and usually have a personal preference to what style a man's face rug might be. Some enjoy the neat and tidy, whereas others might dig the lumberjack or Viking look.
Studies are backed up confirming these to be factual, as around 9 out of 10 females prefer the beard compared to shaved faces. And in all honesty, who can blame them!
TATTOOS, MUSCLES AND FACIAL HAIR ARE TICK ALL THE RIGHT BOXES!
It is no secret that muscles, beards and tattoos go hand in hand like rhubarb and custard, salt and vinegar, or ice cold beer at a hot summers BBQ.
In a recent poll ladies openly admitted to finding tattoos hot on men, and facial hair being the cherry on the cake.
So, hit that gym, keep growing that face fuzz and maybe get a tattoo or twelve and you really can't go wrong, sir.
NOT ONLY DO FURRY FACES LOOK DAPPER, THEY ALSO SMELL FANTASTIC!
Let's be honest, there's nothing better than a fresh beard trim and a handy helping of 'TBS' beard oil and balm. Not only does this make the beholder feel like a million dollars, it also grants an epic rack of face fur and smells out of this world as well.
If you pack the right balm you'll have lush ladies flocking to your beard scent like bees to a buttercup. And if you'd like my advice may I suggest our very own 'TBS' Viking Candy beard oil. Smells out of this world!
BEARDS ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE JUST A PHASE!
You won't have to search too far before meeting some snarky commented article on the internet that likes to bash us and our face fuzz. Usually written with little to no research taken, calling out our mutton chops as nothing more than a phase, fad or midlife crisis.
Not only are these statements false, they are uneducated and shouldn't be taken as anything more that a load of old nonsense. Slapping a 'phase' label on my beard doesn't change how I think or feel about it. That's like slamming women who wear makeup as nothing more than following a phase that will pass in time.
Thankfully most folks understand this, and don't sweat it. It's just those narky articles that continue to resurface every now an again, suggesting women are losing interest in a furry face, which in honesty couldn't be further way from the truth if it tried.
So, that sees another Thursday blog come to an end for today my friends. As always please leave us a little something in the comments section below.
And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...